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Coming Soon: All Parade Floats To Be Set Ablaze

May 14, 2018May 12, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Coming Soon: All Parade Floats To Be Set Ablaze

Late last week theme park guests visiting Magic Kingdom Park looked on in horror as the parade float depicting the beloved Maleficent dragon from SlRead More…

Local Gator’s Union to Go On Strike

May 11, 2018May 11, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Local Gator’s Union to Go On Strike

The local chapter of the National Alliance of Crocodiles and Alligators Union (NACAU) out of Lake Buena Vista, Florida has announced plans to sue thRead More…

BREAKING: New ‘Truly Haunted’ Hotel Coming to WDW

March 1, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on BREAKING: New ‘Truly Haunted’ Hotel Coming to WDW

The Walt Disney Company announced that a new hotel will be built just behind Magic Kingdom’s Haunted Mansion ride. It will be themed directly to tRead More…

Family Late to Dinner in World Showcase Because of Bridge

February 18, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Family Late to Dinner in World Showcase Because of Bridge

A family vacationing in Walt Disney World this week was late to their dining reservations at Germany’s Biergarten restaurant in Epcot’s World ShowcaRead More…

Top 10 Expert Tips and Secrets from Disney Veterans

January 19, 2018May 11, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Top 10 Expert Tips and Secrets from Disney Veterans

Getting around Disney World can be tough for newbies. Never fear, because Typhoid Lagoon is here. Just follow our top 10 tips and secrets from TyphoRead More…

Trump Animatronic Skips Another Hall of Presidents Show

January 17, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Trump Animatronic Skips Another Hall of Presidents Show

The newly installed Donald Trump Audio Animatronic at has skipped out on another performance at the iconic Hall of Presidents show at Walt Disney WoRead More…

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