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New Cabana Locations Announced

November 22, 2016November 21, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on New Cabana Locations Announced

Earlier this week, private cabanas started popping up around Walt Disney World Resort. These cabanas rent for $649 a day and can accommodate up toRead More…

Breaking News: First Look at Hurricane Matthew Damage

October 8, 2016October 7, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Breaking News: First Look at Hurricane Matthew Damage

As the theme parks at Walt Disney World Resort re-open today, Typhoid Lagoon reporters were granted full media access around the property to see wRead More…

Stitch’s Escape Blamed on “Computer Glitch”

September 7, 2016September 6, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Stitch’s Escape Blamed on “Computer Glitch”

The investigation in to what went wrong on a popular Walt Disney World attraction has concluded. Authorities are blaming the malfunction on a “cRead More…

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