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Grand Floridian Adding Exclusive Third Monorail Line

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Third Monorail Line Would Connect Magic Kingdom to Grand Floridian It was announced today that a third monorail track will be added to the Magic Kingdom Resort loop. The new line will connect only the Magic Kingdom and Grand Floridian. A lone monorail train will make the trek back and forth between the two stops. This track will serve only those guests staying at the Grand Floridian who are otherwise too precious to wait through three other stops before they arrive at their resort. Currently, guests staying at the Grand Floridian Resort & Spa must first stop at Disney’s Contemporary… Continue reading this fake story…

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Disney World Testing Driving Monorails with Doors Open

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This week social media was set ablaze with reports of one of the doors on Walt Disney World’s iconic monorail system being stuck in the open position as it was traveling to Epcot. According to our sources, this was not a malfunction but rather a test. Indications are that Disney is planning on operating all monorails with the doors open in the future. “It’s no secret that operating costs are skyrocketing on this aging fleet,” says Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, Lead Project Manager for Walt Disney World’s monorail system. “If we keep the doors open, we don’t have to spend… Continue reading this fake story…

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Monorail Expansion: NEVER

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Monorail expansion. No two words have ever elicited more excitement and speculation from Disney World fanatics. Do an online search for “Monorail Expansion” and you’ll see the countless rumors of Disney’s plan to expand the monorail. Keep searching, and you will find an equal number of articles explaining why Disney will never upgrade their monorails. The system in place today opened with The Magic Kingdom in 1971 and took guests between the park and it’s Transportation and Ticket Center. A separate loop makes stops at select resort hotels. In 1982, the track was expanded to their newest park, Epcot Center.… Continue reading this fake story…