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Disney to Frighten Guests with Copies of the Their Credit Card Statements

October 29, 2016November 7, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Disney to Frighten Guests with Copies of the Their Credit Card Statements

In a move to compete with Universal Orlando’s Halloween Horror Nights, Disney has decided to up the scare factor at their parks during this HallowRead More…

Big Thunder Mountain’s Closure Ruins Family’s Vacation

October 25, 2016October 23, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Big Thunder Mountain’s Closure Ruins Family’s Vacation

The scheduled refurbishment of Magic Kingdom’s Big Thunder Mountain roller coaster has ruined one family’s vacation. “I can’t believe IRead More…

Disney Testing MagicBands for Restrooms

August 31, 2016September 1, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Disney Testing MagicBands for Restrooms

With the recent success of Disney’s new MagicBand technology, Disney Imagineers have been looking for ways to “plus it.” They may have foundRead More…

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