Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”
Man In For A World Of Hurt: A man who slipped and hit his head in 1989 has finally awaken from his coma. His first words to his wife: “Take me toRead More…
Tag: Innoventions
Innoventions’ Tom Morrow 2.0 Caught Replicating Himself
An unsettling discovery was uncovered late last night in Epcot. Our sources indicate that upon a routine inspection of the mostly-abandoned InnoventRead More…
Breaking News: First Look at Hurricane Matthew Damage
As the theme parks at Walt Disney World Resort re-open today, Typhoid Lagoon reporters were granted full media access around the property to see wRead More…