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Disney Raises Bid for Fox to $65,000,000,100

June 21, 2018June 20, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Disney Raises Bid for Fox to $65,000,000,100

Deal Would Include FastPass+ For Life For Flight of Passage Ride Disney raised their original bid to purchase Fox yesterday. They countered ComcastRead More…

Grand Floridian Adding Exclusive Monorail Line

Grand Floridian Adding Exclusive Third Monorail Line

June 18, 2018June 17, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Grand Floridian Adding Exclusive Third Monorail Line

Third Monorail Line Would Connect Magic Kingdom to Grand Floridian It was announced today that a third monorail track will be added to the Magic KiRead More…

One of a Kind Experience: Glamping in Dino-Rama

June 14, 2018June 14, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on One of a Kind Experience: Glamping in Dino-Rama

One Lucky Guest Will Win A Chance to go “Glamping” in Dino-Rama Last week, Disney announced that one lucky sweepstakes winner will get to spend theRead More…

Candidates Battle for Disney World’s Electoral Votes

November 8, 2016November 8, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Candidates Battle for Disney World’s Electoral Votes

The 2016 Presidential Candidates are making their final desperate stops at Walt Disney World today in an attempt to sway any undecided voters. PresiRead More…

DINOSAUR Closure Blamed on Salary Dispute

October 15, 2016October 14, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on DINOSAUR Closure Blamed on Salary Dispute

Fans of the DINOSAUR attraction at Disney’s Animal Kingdom were shocked this week by the news that the ride’s scheduled refurbishment has been dRead More…

Breaking News: First Look at Hurricane Matthew Damage

October 8, 2016October 7, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Breaking News: First Look at Hurricane Matthew Damage

As the theme parks at Walt Disney World Resort re-open today, Typhoid Lagoon reporters were granted full media access around the property to see wRead More…

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