Mission Statement: To create an entertaining site that pokes fun at other Disney fan sites that take themselves too seriously. 

Advertisements: I hate them. You hate them. If I’m going to have them, it will be 90% content, 10% ads… not the other way around.

Stories: I aim for new stories at least once a week. What day that update will occur is dependent on how much video game time I get that week. 

Feedback: I sure as shit didn’t make this site for me. Tell me what you want to see. 

Offensive: I try not to be offensive but shit happens. That “BACK” button up there is the quickest way to remedy anything you find offensive. Alternatively, you can type literally anything in that address bar up there and it will take you far away from here. Your destiny is in your hands.