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Christmas Ruined by Voice-Activated Oven

Christmas Ruined By Voice-Activated Oven

December 27, 2018March 18, 2019 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Christmas Ruined By Voice-Activated Oven

Score Another Victory For The Robots
Christmas is over and now is when we start to recover from the violence that erupted during our family gatherRead More…

Spaceship Earth STOLEN

BREAKING: Spaceship Earth Stolen

December 23, 2018March 18, 2019 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on BREAKING: Spaceship Earth Stolen

Iconic Attraction Goes Missing Mid-Day Guests arriving to Epcot today were shocked to discover that Spaceship Earth had gone missing.Read More…

Disney Activates Call-Ups from Farm System to Help With Holiday Crowds

Ramirez, Thompson Called Up From Disney Farm League

December 6, 2018December 6, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Ramirez, Thompson Called Up From Disney Farm League

Call-Ups to Help With Seasonal CrowdsIt’s December, which means it’s time for call-ups from Disney’s farm system. Daniel Ramirez from Idaho and BrendRead More…

Disney's Skyliner Will NOT Have A Microwave On Board

Skyliner Will NOT Have Microwave

December 3, 2018December 3, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Skyliner Will NOT Have Microwave

Guests Will Have to Heat Hot Pockets Elsewhere Disney announced last week that new Skyliners will NOT have microwaves aboard. Many guests were shocRead More…

Rafiki's Planet Watch To Become Rafiki's Apple Watch

Rafiki’s Planet Watch To Reopen As Rafiki’s Apple Watch

September 24, 2018September 23, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Rafiki’s Planet Watch To Reopen As Rafiki’s Apple Watch

Should Rafiki Upgrade His Apple Watch?: Disney’s Animal Kingdom announced the closure of Rafiki’s Planet Watch this week. The attraction had taught gRead More…

Man Awakes From Coma: Take Me To CommuniCore!

Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”

September 20, 2018September 23, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”

Man In For A World Of Hurt: A man who slipped and hit his head in 1989 has finally awaken from his coma. His first words to his wife: “Take me toRead More…

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