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Tyler Perry's Madea Tea Party Coming Soon

Iconic Attraction Being Rebranded as Madea Tea Party

September 17, 2018September 16, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Iconic Attraction Being Rebranded as Madea Tea Party

Tyler Perry To Sponsor Madea Tea Party The iconic Mad Tea Party attraction in Fantasyland will soon get a makeover and a new sponsor. Disney announRead More…

Michael Eisner Story Replacing One Man's Dream

The Michael Eisner Story Will Replace One Man’s Dream

August 27, 2018August 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on The Michael Eisner Story Will Replace One Man’s Dream

Iconic Attraction Will Feature Michael Eisner’s Origins Officials for Disney’s Hollywood Studios announced today that the beloved One Man’s Dream aRead More…

Toy Story Land Adding Queue Just For Vloggers

Hollywood Studios Adding ‘Vloggers Lane’

July 5, 2018July 1, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Hollywood Studios Adding ‘Vloggers Lane’

New Lane Meant to Ease Traffic From “Famous” Social Media Stars – In response to the extensive coverage of Toy Story Land on social media, Disney wRead More…

WFTV Adding Toy Story Land Traffic Report to Newscast

WFTV 9 To Add Toy Story Land Crowds To The Traffic Report

July 2, 2018July 1, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on WFTV 9 To Add Toy Story Land Crowds To The Traffic Report

News Channel Will Alert Viewers to Crowd Levels – Toy Story Land opened on Saturday to great reception among guests visiting Disney’s Hollywood StuRead More…

DHS Spraying for Pedophiles

Disney Sprays for Pedophiles Ahead of Opening of Toy Story Land

June 29, 2018June 28, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Disney Sprays for Pedophiles Ahead of Opening of Toy Story Land

Exterminators Spraying For Creeps Rodents and other pests won’t be the only vile creatures not welcome when Toy Story Land opens on June 30th. DiRead More…

Top 10 Places to Break Up at Walt Disney World

May 21, 2018May 19, 2018 Johnny Chainsaw1 Comment on Top 10 Places to Break Up at Walt Disney World

You think a trip to Disney World is going to save your relationship but you are dead wrong. If anything, this vacation of yours has intensified your Read More…

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