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Month: September 2016

Bootleg Plastic Disney Straws Selling Illegally Off Property

Bootleg Plastic Straws Becoming A Problem

July 30, 2018July 30, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Bootleg Plastic Straws Becoming A Problem

Discount Plastic Straws Being Sold Off-Property:This week Disney announced they will eliminate the use of single-use plastic straws from their parks Read More…

Magic Kingdom Adding INSANE Mode to Liberty Belle River Boat

Liberty Belle River Boat Installing “Insane” Mode

July 26, 2018July 25, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Liberty Belle River Boat Installing “Insane” Mode

Insane Mode Makes Ride Liberty Square’s First E-Ticket Attraction — One of the most common complaints from guests who board the Liberty Belle RiveRead More…

FEMA Trailers Being Added To Epcot

Epcot Adding FEMA Trailers Ahead of Festivals

July 23, 2018July 22, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Epcot Adding FEMA Trailers Ahead of Festivals

Epcot Prepares for New Wave of Guests: The Food and Wine Festival at Epcot kicks off on August 30th. Disney has begun moving in FEMA trailers in Read More…

The Flat Spaceship Earth Society

The Flat Spaceship Earth Society Gains Traction

July 19, 2018July 18, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on The Flat Spaceship Earth Society Gains Traction

Group Vows to Defy Logic and Common Sense A very small yet vocal group of slow thinkers have recently been gaining mainstream traction. They call tRead More…

ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Alphabetically

ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Restaurant Alphabetically

July 16, 2018July 15, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Restaurant Alphabetically

Quick Service Restaurant Gets Honors At Top of Alphabet The prestigious honors were bestowed upon the ABC Commissary for appearing at the top of seRead More…

Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters Mysteriously Loves Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters LOVES Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

July 12, 2018July 11, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters LOVES Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Mother of Four “Not Scared of That Ride” – It was a warm Saturday evening at the Magic Kingdom when we ran into Dana Hinckley sitting on a bench inRead More…

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