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Month: September 2018

Innoventions’ Tom Morrow 2.0 Caught Replicating Himself

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Innoventions’ Tom Morrow 2.0 Caught Replicating Himself

An unsettling discovery was uncovered late last night in Epcot. Our sources indicate that upon a routine inspection of the mostly-abandoned InnoventRead More…

Survey Finds Guests Love Parking Garages

October 18, 2016October 17, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Survey Finds Guests Love Parking Garages

The results of a recent survey have confirmed what many of us have already speculated: guests love parking garages. Disney confirmed the survey resRead More…

NEW Osbourne Light Display Coming to Hollywood Studios

October 16, 2016October 16, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on NEW Osbourne Light Display Coming to Hollywood Studios

Disney announced yesterday that a new holiday lighting spectacular will soon be temporarily replacing the popular Star Wars: A Galactic Spectacular FiRead More…

DINOSAUR Closure Blamed on Salary Dispute

October 15, 2016October 14, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on DINOSAUR Closure Blamed on Salary Dispute

Fans of the DINOSAUR attraction at Disney’s Animal Kingdom were shocked this week by the news that the ride’s scheduled refurbishment has been dRead More…

World Traveler Explains Inaccuracies to Cast Members

October 13, 2016October 7, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on World Traveler Explains Inaccuracies to Cast Members

A self-proclaimed “World Traveler” recently visited Epcot’s World Showcase to explain to the country’s Cast Members what is authentic and Read More…

Former Presidents on the Verge of Mutiny

October 11, 2016October 7, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Former Presidents on the Verge of Mutiny

Some of the former Presidents inside the Hall of Presidents attraction are on the verge of mutiny, according to an anonymous source with knowledgeRead More…

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