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Month: September 2016

BREAKING NEWS: Father’s Outburst Witnessed by Dozens

September 29, 2016September 29, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on BREAKING NEWS: Father’s Outburst Witnessed by Dozens

Last Saturday at the Magic Kingdom, a father exclaimed he has “had it up to here” with his kids. The disturbance was witnessed by a handfulRead More…

Disney Interested in Purchasing Ashley Madison

September 27, 2016September 27, 2016 Johnny Chainsaw1 Comment on Disney Interested in Purchasing Ashley Madison

The Walt Disney Company may be interested in purchasing a very popular (and legitimate, Lisa) website in the near future. AshleyMadison.com, an onRead More…

Typhoid Lagoon on Instagram

September 25, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Typhoid Lagoon on Instagram

Typhoid Lagoon is now on Instagram. I’ll post funny, stupid, and otherwise poorly-taken photos from Walt Disney World.Read More…

Parents’ Evening Ruined by Interruptions from Kids

September 24, 2016September 24, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Parents’ Evening Ruined by Interruptions from Kids

It was meant to be a romantic evening for Holly and Mark Santos: a candlelight dinner at California Grill, a fireworks display at the top of the CRead More…

Universe of Energy Being Replaced with Chris Pratt’s House

September 22, 2016September 21, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Universe of Energy Being Replaced with Chris Pratt’s House

Epcot’s Universe of Energy attraction is about to get a makeover. Rumors have been running rampant that a Guardians of the Galaxy theme is on itRead More…

Disney Testing Exploding Potholes

September 20, 2016September 20, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Disney Testing Exploding Potholes

You may recall seeing a YouTube video a few weeks ago of what appeared to be some fireworks exploding near a vehicle driving down the road. It wasRead More…

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