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Year: 2018

Premium Transportation Service to Include Drones

December 15, 2016December 13, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Premium Transportation Service to Include Drones

Earlier this month, the Walt Disney World Resort announced a new premium option that will take park-hopping guests from one park to another via thRead More…

Spaceship Earth to be Remade as Ball from Indiana Jones Movie

December 13, 2016December 13, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Spaceship Earth to be Remade as Ball from Indiana Jones Movie

The famous rolling ball that almost flattened Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark will soon be part of the makeover for the iconic Spaceship Read More…

Man Becomes Ill Due to “Lack of Magic”

December 3, 2016November 30, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Man Becomes Ill Due to “Lack of Magic”

A tourist visiting Walt Disney World last week fell ill just before he was scheduled to return to his home outside of Houston, Texas. The doctors Read More…

Cars 3 Storyline Released

December 1, 2016November 30, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Cars 3 Storyline Released

A teaser trailer for Disney/Pixar’s Cars 3 was released last week and it showed Lightning McQueen crashing in slow motion on the race track. In Read More…

New Cabana Locations Announced

November 22, 2016November 21, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on New Cabana Locations Announced

Earlier this week, private cabanas started popping up around Walt Disney World Resort. These cabanas rent for $649 a day and can accommodate up toRead More…

Man Orders Salad at Whispering Canyon Café

November 15, 2016November 9, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Man Orders Salad at Whispering Canyon Café

Reports are starting to surface that last night, a man ordered “just a salad” at Whispering Canyon Café. As of this moment, we cannot confirmRead More…

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