Iconic Attraction Being Rebranded as Madea Tea Party

Tyler Perry's Madea Tea Party Coming Soon

Tyler Perry To Sponsor Madea Tea Party

The iconic Mad Tea Party attraction in Fantasyland will soon get a makeover and a new sponsor. Disney announced a partnership deal with Tyler Perry to integrate his characters into attractions. The first change will include removal of any Alice in Wonderland references to the Mad Tea Party. The … Continue reading this fake story…

Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

Yachtsman Steakhouse to Feature Dubstep DJ

Elegant Restaurant Wants To Cater To Millennials with Dubstep Music:

The Yachtsman Steakhouse will soon be adding a Dubstep DJ in an effort to entice younger people to eat at their restaurant. Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music. It’s best listened to while tripping balls or eating a $50 steak.

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IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

Sparklers Being Used In New Sensory-Friendly Show

Parents of sensory-sensitive children are rejoicing this morning as Disney has announced to replace IllumiNations with a tamed down version of the show. IllumiNations is a nighttime fireworks spectacular featuring music, fire, lasers, explosions, and fireworks. It’s really awesome but for a child with sensory issues, however, it can be a … Continue reading this fake story…

The Michael Eisner Story Will Replace One Man’s Dream

Michael Eisner Story Replacing One Man's Dream

Iconic Attraction Will Feature Michael Eisner’s Origins

Officials for Disney’s Hollywood Studios announced today that the beloved One Man’s Dream attraction will soon get a thrilling upgrade. The walk-through attraction will feature memorabilia and a short 90-minute film about Michael Eisner’s life. Eisner was the CEO of The Walt Disney Company from 1984 – 2005. He … Continue reading this fake story…

Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Ride Closures Make Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Tron Construction Will Temporarily Close Two Rides:

With the construction set to begin on the Tron roller coaster, Disney announced some scheduled closures of nearby rides. One of the casualties will be the Walt Disney World Railroad as well as the Tomorrowland Speedway. Both rides will need to close to accommodate the new ride’s … Continue reading this fake story…