All Fireworks Shows Moving to Pre-Dawn Hours

The Walt Disney Company announced that starting in 2017, all fireworks shows will take place in the pre-dawn hours, instead of the evenings. This includes the popular Illuminations at Epcot as well as the Wishes fireworks show at the Magic Kingdom. The move comes as Disney looks for new and innovative ways to dazzle park guests around the clock. “We’ve always thought of our evening fireworks shows as the perfect ‘kiss goodnight’,” Judy Trent tells us. Trent is the brains behind the morning fireworks idea. “What’s better than a kiss goodnight? I’ll tell you: a slap-on-your-ass good morning.” The fireworks… Continue reading this fake story…