Trump Animatronic Skips Another Hall of Presidents Show

The newly installed Donald Trump Audio Animatronic at has skipped out on another performance at the iconic Hall of Presidents show at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. Our sources revealed to us that Robotrump™ (pronounced “Robot-Rump” and not “Robo-Trump”) has been spotted at Disney’s Magnolia Golf Course several times throughout the day, when he was scheduled to be performing at the Hall of Presidents. According to our sources, the former presidents that make up Robotrump™’s cast mates are furious with the Audio Animatronic that bears the likeness of the current President of the United States. “This is completely unprofessional,” President… Continue reading this fake story…

Donald Trump Animatronic Too Large For Structure

With the outcome of the 2016 Presidential Campaign behind us, Disney Imagineers are now focused on creating the Donald Trump Audio Animatronic to add to the Hall of Presidents attraction. Sources are informing us that it appears as though they have already run into trouble. “Well, in order to get the Donald Trump Animatronic as authentic as possible, I think we’re going to have to gut the whole building and reinforce the structure that supports all of the presidents,” Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, the Structural Engineer for the Hall of Presidents tells us. “The weight of the figure is at… Continue reading this fake story…