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Christmas Ruined by Voice-Activated Oven

Christmas Ruined By Voice-Activated Oven

December 27, 2018March 18, 2019 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Christmas Ruined By Voice-Activated Oven

Score Another Victory For The Robots
Christmas is over and now is when we start to recover from the violence that erupted during our family gatherRead More…

Spaceship Earth STOLEN

BREAKING: Spaceship Earth Stolen

December 23, 2018March 18, 2019 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on BREAKING: Spaceship Earth Stolen

Iconic Attraction Goes Missing Mid-Day Guests arriving to Epcot today were shocked to discover that Spaceship Earth had gone missing.Read More…

Disney Activates Call-Ups from Farm System to Help With Holiday Crowds

Ramirez, Thompson Called Up From Disney Farm League

December 6, 2018December 6, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Ramirez, Thompson Called Up From Disney Farm League

Call-Ups to Help With Seasonal CrowdsIt’s December, which means it’s time for call-ups from Disney’s farm system. Daniel Ramirez from Idaho and BrendRead More…

Yachtsman Steakhouse to Feature Dubstep DJ

Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

September 3, 2018August 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

Elegant Restaurant Wants To Cater To Millennials with Dubstep Music: The Yachtsman Steakhouse will soon be adding a Dubstep DJ in an effort to entiRead More…

Man Doubts He'll Get On Mad Tea Party This Round

Man Doesn’t Think They’ll Get On This Round of Tea Cups

June 25, 2018June 20, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Man Doesn’t Think They’ll Get On This Round of Tea Cups

Father of One Seen Counting Guests Ahead of Him A park guest was recently spotted counting the guests in front of him in the queue for the Mad Tea Read More…

Richard Gerth Respawns Near Discovery Island

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Richard Gerth Respawns Near Discovery Island

Longtime fans of Walt Disney World were saddened to learn of the sudden, unexpected, shocking, and unbelievable passing of Richard Gerth late last weRead More…

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