Ramirez, Thompson Called Up From Disney Farm League

Call-Ups to Help With Seasonal Crowds It’s December, which means it’s time for call-ups from Disney’s farm system. Daniel Ramirez from Idaho and Brenda Thompson from California were called up today. They will help with the increase in crowds expected during the holiday season. Ramirez will be deployed to the End Zone Food Court while Thompson will be assigned to assist with pre-parade preparations. “The first thing I did was call my mom,” Ramirez said about this call-up. “I’ve been training hard in Disney’s farm system for years. My hard work has finally paid off.” Disney’s farm system, dubbed “Farm… Continue reading this fake story…

Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

Elegant Restaurant Wants To Cater To Millennials with Dubstep Music: The Yachtsman Steakhouse will soon be adding a Dubstep DJ in an effort to entice younger people to eat at their restaurant. Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music. It’s best listened to while tripping balls or eating a $50 steak. Yachtsman Steakhouse is an upscale, fine-dining restaurant at the Yacht Club Resort in Walt Disney World. The New England-themed cuisine is a favorite among guests who want an excellent steak dinner. However, recent times have shown a sharp decline in the millennial-aged guest. To combat this, Disney has… Continue reading this fake story…

Man Doesn’t Think They’ll Get On This Round of Tea Cups

Father of One Seen Counting Guests Ahead of Him A park guest was recently spotted counting the guests in front of him in the queue for the Mad Tea Party ride at Disney’s Magic Kingdom. He appeared to be trying to figure out whether there would be enough tea cups for him and his daughter. “It doesn’t look like we’ll make it this time, honey,” Ben Flint said to his daughter. “We’ll get on next time though.” Ben Flint is a guest who was enjoying the Magic Kingdom on that warm summer day we met up with him. When we… Continue reading this fake story…