Ramirez, Thompson Called Up From Disney Farm League

Disney Activates Call-Ups from Farm System to Help With Holiday Crowds

Call-Ups to Help With Seasonal Crowds

It’s December, which means it’s time for call-ups from Disney’s farm system. Daniel Ramirez from Idaho and Brenda Thompson from California were called up today. They will help with the increase in crowds expected during the holiday season. Ramirez will be deployed to the … Continue reading this fake story…

Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

Yachtsman Steakhouse to Feature Dubstep DJ

Elegant Restaurant Wants To Cater To Millennials with Dubstep Music:

The Yachtsman Steakhouse will soon be adding a Dubstep DJ in an effort to entice younger people to eat at their restaurant. Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music. It’s best listened to while tripping balls or eating a $50 steak.

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Man Doesn’t Think They’ll Get On This Round of Tea Cups

Man Doubts He'll Get On Mad Tea Party This Round

Father of One Seen Counting Guests Ahead of Him

A park guest was recently spotted counting the guests in front of him in the queue for the Mad Tea Party ride at Disney’s Magic Kingdom. He appeared to be trying to figure out whether there would be enough tea cups for him and … Continue reading this fake story…