Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Ride Closures Make Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Tron Construction Will Temporarily Close Two Rides:

With the construction set to begin on the Tron roller coaster, Disney announced some scheduled closures of nearby rides. One of the casualties will be the Walt Disney World Railroad as well as the Tomorrowland Speedway. Both rides will need to close to accommodate the new ride’s … Continue reading this fake story…

Hollywood Studios Adding ‘Vloggers Lane’

Toy Story Land Adding Queue Just For Vloggers

New Lane Meant to Ease Traffic From “Famous” Social Media Stars –

In response to the extensive coverage of Toy Story Land on social media, Disney will start testing a “Vloggers Lane” around its parks. Video bloggers, or “vloggers” have been known to hold up lines and disrupt traffic flow as they … Continue reading this fake story…

WFTV 9 To Add Toy Story Land Crowds To The Traffic Report

WFTV Adding Toy Story Land Traffic Report to Newscast

News Channel Will Alert Viewers to Crowd Levels –

Toy Story Land opened on Saturday to great reception among guests visiting Disney’s Hollywood Studios. Crowds were so heavy that reports surfaced of lines reaching as far as the Transportation and Ticket Center. The disruption to traffic caused ABC-affiliate WFTV 9 to start alerting … Continue reading this fake story…

Disney Sprays for Pedophiles Ahead of Opening of Toy Story Land

DHS Spraying for Pedophiles

Exterminators Spraying For Creeps

Rodents and other pests won’t be the only vile creatures not welcome when Toy Story Land opens on June 30th. Disney’s Hollywood Studios will also use their exterminators to spray for pedophiles.

When a new ride or attraction debuts, it is customary for exterminators to spray for insects prior to its … Continue reading this fake story…

NEW Osbourne Light Display Coming to Hollywood Studios

article-ozzy-christmasDisney announced yesterday that a new holiday lighting spectacular will soon be temporarily replacing the popular Star Wars: A Galactic Spectacular Fireworks display just in time for the holiday season. The Osbourne Family Light Spectacular (not to be confused with the Osborne Family Lights which used to enchant guests prior to the Streets of America refurbishment) will delight guests with Christmas lights and music, … Continue reading this fake story…