Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Tron Construction Will Temporarily Close Two Rides: With the construction set to begin on the Tron roller coaster, Disney announced some scheduled closures of nearby rides. One of the casualties will be the Walt Disney World Railroad as well as the Tomorrowland Speedway. Both rides will need to close to accommodate the new ride’s construction. The footprint of the roller coaster will cover parts of both the railroad and the speedway. Not all park guests are happy about this news, however. Some have taken to the Internet to vent about Disney temporarily closing these two iconic attractions to make room… Continue reading this fake story…

WFTV 9 To Add Toy Story Land Crowds To The Traffic Report

News Channel Will Alert Viewers to Crowd Levels – Toy Story Land opened on Saturday to great reception among guests visiting Disney’s Hollywood Studios. Crowds were so heavy that reports surfaced of lines reaching as far as the Transportation and Ticket Center. The disruption to traffic caused ABC-affiliate WFTV 9 to start alerting viewers to the crowds around Disney’s Hollywood Studios during their morning broadcast. “It was an easy decision to make,” said Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, Chief Traffic Engineer at WFTV 9. “When there are this many people in one place, it is our duty to alert our viewers… Continue reading this fake story…

Chewbacca Star Wars Spin-Off In The Works

In response to positive reaction from the Solo film that was just released, Disney and Lucasfilm will be creating a Star Wars spin-off movie comprised entirely of Chewbacca’s origin story. “We’re very excited to finally tell the stories found in the Star Wars universe from a Wookiee point of view,” said Courtney Villas, Vice President of the Star Wars Infiltration Initiative at Disney/Lucasfilm. “We got a taste of [Chewbacca’s origin story] in the prequels and fans were left with craving more from the world of Kashyyyk.” For those of you who haven’t ever seen a Star Wars movie (Todd and… Continue reading this fake story…

Alden Ehrenreich and Harrison Ford to Star in Freaky Friday Reboot

Freaky Friday is about to get its third reboot. This time, the film will star both of the actors who played Han Solo in Star Wars: a relatively unknown actor named Harrison Ford and of course, screen legend Alden Ehrenreich. The plot will loosely follow the original Freaky Fridays, were an teen with extreme angst (Ford) will accidentally switch places with his father (Ehrenreich) as they navigate what life is like in the other’s shoes. “We’re very receptive to what the movie-going public wants,” said Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, Vice President of Walt Disney Pictures’ Reboot Division. “More reboots. Our… Continue reading this fake story…

BREAKING: New ‘Truly Haunted’ Hotel Coming to WDW

The Walt Disney Company announced that a new hotel will be built just behind Magic Kingdom’s Haunted Mansion ride. It will be themed directly to the iconic attraction and feature exclusive after-hours access. “The hotel will be a first-of-its-kind resort that will be truly haunted from day one,” said Gloria Hopps, Project Lead on the yet-to-be-named resort. “Most hotels gain their ‘haunted’ status after years of in-room murders and suicides or unexplained fatal accidents with guests and employees. But this will be the first resort in the world where paranormal activity will be encouraged by spirits that are otherwise aimlessly… Continue reading this fake story…