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Ride Closures Make Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

August 17, 2018August 16, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Tron Construction Will Temporarily Close Two Rides: With the construction set to begin on the Tron roller coaster, Disney announced some scheduled Read More…

WFTV Adding Toy Story Land Traffic Report to Newscast

WFTV 9 To Add Toy Story Land Crowds To The Traffic Report

July 2, 2018July 1, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on WFTV 9 To Add Toy Story Land Crowds To The Traffic Report

News Channel Will Alert Viewers to Crowd Levels – Toy Story Land opened on Saturday to great reception among guests visiting Disney’s Hollywood StuRead More…

Chewbacca Star Wars Spin-Off In The Works

June 1, 2018May 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Chewbacca Star Wars Spin-Off In The Works

In response to positive reaction from the Solo film that was just released, Disney and Lucasfilm will be creating a Star Wars spin-off movie comprisRead More…

Alden Ehrenreich and Harrison Ford to Star in Freaky Friday Reboot

May 25, 2018May 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Alden Ehrenreich and Harrison Ford to Star in Freaky Friday Reboot

Freaky Friday is about to get its third reboot. This time, the film will star both of the actors who played Han Solo in Star Wars: a relatively unknRead More…

BREAKING: New ‘Truly Haunted’ Hotel Coming to WDW

March 1, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on BREAKING: New ‘Truly Haunted’ Hotel Coming to WDW

The Walt Disney Company announced that a new hotel will be built just behind Magic Kingdom’s Haunted Mansion ride. It will be themed directly to tRead More…

Spaceship Earth to be Remade as Ball from Indiana Jones Movie

December 13, 2016December 13, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Spaceship Earth to be Remade as Ball from Indiana Jones Movie

The famous rolling ball that almost flattened Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark will soon be part of the makeover for the iconic Spaceship Read More…

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