BREAKING: Spaceship Earth Stolen
Iconic Attraction Goes Missing Mid-Day Guests arriving to Epcot today were shocked to discover that Spaceship Earth had gone missing.Read More…
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The Flat Spaceship Earth Society Gains Traction
Group Vows to Defy Logic and Common Sense A very small yet vocal group of slow thinkers have recently been gaining mainstream traction. They call tRead More…
Spaceship Earth to be Remade as Ball from Indiana Jones Movie
The famous rolling ball that almost flattened Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark will soon be part of the makeover for the iconic Spaceship Read More…
Mike Tyson Next to Narrate Spaceship Earth
Epcot officials announced today that the next celebrity voice to narrate the Spaceship Earth attraction will be Mike Tyson. The former professional Read More…
Breaking News: First Look at Hurricane Matthew Damage
As the theme parks at Walt Disney World Resort re-open today, Typhoid Lagoon reporters were granted full media access around the property to see wRead More…