PizzeRizzo Granted Special License From Health Inspector

Hollywood Studios’ new quick service pizza restaurant PizzeRizzo is set to open later this week in place of the old Pizza Planet. Our sources have indicated to us that the health inspector granted the restaurant a special license to allow rats to do most of the food preparation for the guests. PizzeRizzo is named after the famous Muppet rat Rizzo, and will feature many of his signature pizzas that he learned to prepare while studying under Chef Bobby Flay in New York City. Ordinarily, rats are generally discouraged from being anywhere around any food source that will eventually be consumed… Continue reading this fake story…