Rickshaw Service to Connect Epcot to Hollywood Studios

Typhoid Lagoon spies have recently uncovered permits filed by Reedy Creek Improvement District to start a new transportation service between the parks. The files indicate that rickshaws are being strongly considered to shuttle guests from park to park. Rickshaws (alternatively known as “ricksha” and “rikisha” in other parts of the world) are human-powered carts that have a maximum capacity of two people – or one very large woman from the Midwest. They were invented in Japan in the late 1860’s due to Japan’s airways being clogged with traffic from hovering vehicles. It was a simple, yet effective mode of transportation,… Continue reading this fake story…

All Road Signs Being Updated with Comic Sans Font

The Reedy Creek Improvement District announced today that they will be doing a complete overhaul of the road signs around Walt Disney World to incorporate the popular Comic Sans font. The RCID is the governing jurisdiction that overseas the municipal services for Walt Disney World. They announced the change of font in response to guest complaints about the road signs not being easy enough to read. “We are very excited to be incorporating the Comic Sans font in all of our road signs,” said Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, Interim Vice President of RCID’s Transportation Signage Division. “Guests have been asking… Continue reading this fake story…