Ramirez, Thompson Called Up From Disney Farm League

Call-Ups to Help With Seasonal Crowds It’s December, which means it’s time for call-ups from Disney’s farm system. Daniel Ramirez from Idaho and Brenda Thompson from California were called up today. They will help with the increase in crowds expected during the holiday season. Ramirez will be deployed to the End Zone Food Court while Thompson will be assigned to assist with pre-parade preparations. “The first thing I did was call my mom,” Ramirez said about this call-up. “I’ve been training hard in Disney’s farm system for years. My hard work has finally paid off.” Disney’s farm system, dubbed “Farm… Continue reading this fake story…

Coming Soon: All Parade Floats To Be Set Ablaze

Late last week theme park guests visiting Magic Kingdom Park looked on in horror as the parade float depicting the beloved Maleficent dragon from Sleeping Beauty caught fire during the Festival of Fantasy parade. Luckily, no one was injured and the blaze was quickly extinguished. Or was it? Out of the ashes of the damaged parade float came a wonderful idea: set all parade floats on fire. “Guest Services was flooded with comments following the Maleficent dragon going up in flames,” said Sandy Richards, Vice President of Guest Relations. “They wanted to know when they could see more parade floats… Continue reading this fake story…