PizzeRizzo Granted Special License From Health Inspector

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Hollywood Studios’ new quick service pizza restaurant PizzeRizzo is set to open later this week in place of the old Pizza Planet. Our sources have indicated to us that the health inspector granted the restaurant a special license to allow rats to do most of the food preparation for the guests.

PizzeRizzo is named after the famous Muppet rat Rizzo, and will feature many of his … Continue reading this fake story…

Former Presidents on the Verge of Mutiny

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Some of the former Presidents inside the Hall of Presidents attraction are on the verge of mutiny, according to an anonymous source with knowledge of the situation. Their complaints stem from this year’s Presidential Election and whom they may be working alongside once our new Commander in Chief is elected.

“I think all of my fellow Commanders can agree that this election sucks,” Franklin … Continue reading this fake story…