Disney Interested in Purchasing Ashley Madison

The Walt Disney Company may be interested in purchasing a very popular (and legitimate, Lisa) website in the near future. AshleyMadison.com, an online dating site that is marketed toward people who are in married or committed relationships, has been actively shopping for buyers since their site was hacked in July 2015. They may have found a buyer in the Walt Disney Company. Yesterday, Twitter was trending about the proposed sale of Ashley Madison to Disney. While a few rejoiced the news, many were quick to criticize. “Ashley Madison + Disney? Really?!” tweeted @CrazedDiz. “Aren’t there more profitable adult sites to… Continue reading this fake story…

Universe of Energy Being Replaced with Chris Pratt’s House

Epcot’s Universe of Energy attraction is about to get a makeover. Rumors have been running rampant that a Guardians of the Galaxy theme is on its way to replace Universe of Energy. A source tells us that this rumor is “close, but not quite” the truth. “Chris Pratt will soon be building a new home on the site of the current Universe of Energy attraction,” Madeline Schrute, Vice President of Walt Disney World’s Interior Design of Celebrity and Foreign Dignitary’s Homes division said. “Guests will get a chance to tour his home with a ‘MTV Cribs’-styled presentation.” MTV Cribs was… Continue reading this fake story…