Iconic Attraction Being Rebranded as Madea Tea Party

Tyler Perry To Sponsor Madea Tea Party The iconic Mad Tea Party attraction in Fantasyland will soon get a makeover and a new sponsor. Disney announced a partnership deal with Tyler Perry to integrate his characters into attractions. The first change will include removal of any Alice in Wonderland references to the Mad Tea Party. The ride will be renamed to Tyler Perry’s Madea Tea Party. “Tyler Perry is, as we all know, a major force in Hollywood and the Walt Disney Company couldn’t be happier with our new partnership,” said Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III. Geronimo is Vice President of… Continue reading this fake story…

Man Doesn’t Think They’ll Get On This Round of Tea Cups

Father of One Seen Counting Guests Ahead of Him A park guest was recently spotted counting the guests in front of him in the queue for the Mad Tea Party ride at Disney’s Magic Kingdom. He appeared to be trying to figure out whether there would be enough tea cups for him and his daughter. “It doesn’t look like we’ll make it this time, honey,” Ben Flint said to his daughter. “We’ll get on next time though.” Ben Flint is a guest who was enjoying the Magic Kingdom on that warm summer day we met up with him. When we… Continue reading this fake story…