Liberty Belle River Boat Installing “Insane” Mode

Magic Kingdom Adding INSANE Mode to Liberty Belle River Boat

Insane Mode Makes Ride Liberty Square’s First E-Ticket Attraction —

One of the most common complaints from guests who board the Liberty Belle Riverboat at the Magic Kingdom is that it is much too slow. Disney Imagineers will soon install an “Insane” mode to increase the paddle boat’s top speed. Right now … Continue reading this fake story…

Former Presidents on the Verge of Mutiny

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Some of the former Presidents inside the Hall of Presidents attraction are on the verge of mutiny, according to an anonymous source with knowledge of the situation. Their complaints stem from this year’s Presidential Election and whom they may be working alongside once our new Commander in Chief is elected.

“I think all of my fellow Commanders can agree that this election sucks,” Franklin … Continue reading this fake story…