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IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

August 30, 2018August 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

Sparklers Being Used In New Sensory-Friendly Show Parents of sensory-sensitive children are rejoicing this morning as Disney has announced to replaRead More…

Top 10 Places to Break Up at Walt Disney World

May 21, 2018May 19, 2018 Johnny Chainsaw1 Comment on Top 10 Places to Break Up at Walt Disney World

You think a trip to Disney World is going to save your relationship but you are dead wrong. If anything, this vacation of yours has intensified your Read More…

Family Late to Dinner in World Showcase Because of Bridge

February 18, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Family Late to Dinner in World Showcase Because of Bridge

A family vacationing in Walt Disney World this week was late to their dining reservations at Germany’s Biergarten restaurant in Epcot’s World ShowcaRead More…

All Fireworks Shows Moving to Pre-Dawn Hours

October 22, 2016October 21, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on All Fireworks Shows Moving to Pre-Dawn Hours

The Walt Disney Company announced that starting in 2017, all fireworks shows will take place in the pre-dawn hours, instead of the evenings. This Read More…

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