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Michael Eisner Story Replacing One Man's Dream

The Michael Eisner Story Will Replace One Man’s Dream

August 27, 2018August 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on The Michael Eisner Story Will Replace One Man’s Dream

Iconic Attraction Will Feature Michael Eisner’s Origins Officials for Disney’s Hollywood Studios announced today that the beloved One Man’s Dream aRead More…

Ride Closures Make Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

August 17, 2018August 16, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Tron Construction Will Temporarily Close Two Rides: With the construction set to begin on the Tron roller coaster, Disney announced some scheduled Read More…

ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Alphabetically

ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Restaurant Alphabetically

July 16, 2018July 15, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Restaurant Alphabetically

Quick Service Restaurant Gets Honors At Top of Alphabet The prestigious honors were bestowed upon the ABC Commissary for appearing at the top of seRead More…

DHS Spraying for Pedophiles

Disney Sprays for Pedophiles Ahead of Opening of Toy Story Land

June 29, 2018June 28, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Disney Sprays for Pedophiles Ahead of Opening of Toy Story Land

Exterminators Spraying For Creeps Rodents and other pests won’t be the only vile creatures not welcome when Toy Story Land opens on June 30th. DiRead More…

Top 10 Places to Break Up at Walt Disney World

May 21, 2018May 19, 2018 Johnny Chainsaw1 Comment on Top 10 Places to Break Up at Walt Disney World

You think a trip to Disney World is going to save your relationship but you are dead wrong. If anything, this vacation of yours has intensified your Read More…

Rickshaw Service to Connect Epcot to Hollywood Studios

February 17, 2017 Johnny Chainsaw1 Comment on Rickshaw Service to Connect Epcot to Hollywood Studios

Typhoid Lagoon spies have recently uncovered permits filed by Reedy Creek Improvement District to start a new transportation service between the pRead More…

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