BREAKING: New ‘Truly Haunted’ Hotel Coming to WDW

The Walt Disney Company announced that a new hotel will be built just behind Magic Kingdom’s Haunted Mansion ride. It will be themed directly to the iconic attraction and feature exclusive after-hours access. “The hotel will be a first-of-its-kind resort that will be truly haunted from day one,” said Gloria Hopps, Project Lead on the yet-to-be-named resort. “Most hotels gain their ‘haunted’ status after years of in-room murders and suicides or unexplained fatal accidents with guests and employees. But this will be the first resort in the world where paranormal activity will be encouraged by spirits that are otherwise aimlessly… Continue reading this fake story…

Top 10 Expert Tips and Secrets from Disney Veterans

Getting around Disney World can be tough for newbies. Never fear, because Typhoid Lagoon is here. Just follow our top 10 tips and secrets from Typhoid Lagoon’s expert panel of Walt Disney World veterans. Our exclusive panel of six (headed by Vice President of Typhoid Lagoon’s Vacation Experts, Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III) have been to Disney World a total of five times between them, so they definitely know what they’re talking about. Check it out.   10) Walt Disney World is named after a real person. Walt Disney World isn’t just a clever brand name like Google, Apple, and PornHub.… Continue reading this fake story…

Johnny Depp to be Permanently Attached to Pirates of the Caribbean Ride

Disneyland officials have announced that starting this Halloween, film legend Johnny Depp will permanently reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland’s Magic Kingdom Park. Ever since the popular movie series debuted, Johnny Depp has been rumored to sneak into the attraction in full Jack Sparrow costume and play the role of Jack Sparrow on unsuspecting guests. “We’re big fans of Johnny Depp here at Disneyland, as well as his Jack Sparrow character,” Sandra Orton, Vice President of Disneyland’s Character Licensing and Thespian Appeasement Division. “We’ve actually tried to discourage Mr. Depp… Continue reading this fake story…