BREAKING NEWS: Father’s Outburst Witnessed by Dozens

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Last Saturday at the Magic Kingdom, a father exclaimed he has “had it up to here” with his kids.

The disturbance was witnessed by a handful of people who were innocently passing by when the father’s outburst occurred.

“I was on my way to inquire about when the 3:00 parade started and I saw this father of two who looked very upset,” park patron … Continue reading this fake story…

Free Ice Cream to Guests Who Complain A Lot

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Starting this weekend, any guest who lodges a complaint with Guest Relations will receive a free ice cream cone. Previously, guests who complained walked away with nothing more than free FastPasses or in some cases, free admission to a Disney Park.

“We listened to our guests who complained frequently and they informed us that they were tired of the free FastPasses and park tickets,” … Continue reading this fake story…