BREAKING NEWS: Father’s Outburst Witnessed by Dozens

Last Saturday at the Magic Kingdom, a father exclaimed he has “had it up to here” with his kids. The disturbance was witnessed by a handful of people who were innocently passing by when the father’s outburst occurred. “I was on my way to inquire about when the 3:00 parade started and I saw this father of two who looked very upset,” park patron Deborah Stephens recalls. “One of his kids was seemingly in the middle of a temper tantrum when their dad interrupted and said, ‘If you don’t cut it out, we’re going back to the room!’ It was… Continue reading this fake story…

Free Ice Cream to Guests Who Complain A Lot

Starting this weekend, any guest who lodges a complaint with Guest Relations will receive a free ice cream cone. Previously, guests who complained walked away with nothing more than free FastPasses or in some cases, free admission to a Disney Park. “We listened to our guests who complained frequently and they informed us that they were tired of the free FastPasses and park tickets,” Brian Baylor, Vice President of Disney’s Feedback Freebies division. “It didn’t take us long to realize that the freebies we were handing out weren’t solving the problem anymore. The idea of free ice cream was born… Continue reading this fake story…