Trump Animatronic Skips Another Hall of Presidents Show

The newly installed Donald Trump Audio Animatronic at has skipped out on another performance at the iconic Hall of Presidents show at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. Our sources revealed to us that Robotrump™ (pronounced “Robot-Rump” and not “Robo-Trump”) has been spotted at Disney’s Magnolia Golf Course several times throughout the day, when he was scheduled to be performing at the Hall of Presidents. According to our sources, the former presidents that make up Robotrump™’s cast mates are furious with the Audio Animatronic that bears the likeness of the current President of the United States. “This is completely unprofessional,” President… Continue reading this fake story…

Universe of Energy Being Replaced with Chris Pratt’s House

Epcot’s Universe of Energy attraction is about to get a makeover. Rumors have been running rampant that a Guardians of the Galaxy theme is on its way to replace Universe of Energy. A source tells us that this rumor is “close, but not quite” the truth. “Chris Pratt will soon be building a new home on the site of the current Universe of Energy attraction,” Madeline Schrute, Vice President of Walt Disney World’s Interior Design of Celebrity and Foreign Dignitary’s Homes division said. “Guests will get a chance to tour his home with a ‘MTV Cribs’-styled presentation.” MTV Cribs was… Continue reading this fake story…

Tower of Terror to Get a Home on the Range Makeover

Fresh off Disney’s announcement that Disneyland’s Tower of Terror will get a Guardians of the Galaxy makeover, Florida’s Tower of Terror ride will not be forgotten. Looking to “plus” one of Walt Disney World’s beloved attractions, the Tower of Terror will soon get a makeover based on the 2004 blockbuster smash hit Home on the Range, starring screen legend Randy Quaid. The film is set in the Old West and centers on a mismatched trio of dairy cows who must capture an infamous cattle rustler for his bounty in order to save their idyllic farm from foreclosure. “Our first thought was… Continue reading this fake story…