Great Movie Ride Hijacker VAPORIZED In Front Of Guests

Earlier this week, we started telling you about the reason why The Great Movie Ride closed down late last year at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. The beloved attraction had been plagued with hijackings in its later years; so much so that Disney executives finally decided to pull the plug on the ride rather than deal with the problem. In Monday’s article, we spoke with Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, a terminally-ill park guest who was one of the many people who were victims of The Great Movie Ride hijackings. He started speaking to us about his experience when we were suddenly interrupted… Continue reading this fake story…

BREAKING: Great Movie Ride Closed Due To Frequent Hijackings

Last fall, a beloved attraction at Disney’s Hollywood Studios said goodbye. It was announced that The Great Movie Ride would close in August 2017 and be replaced by Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway some time in 2019. The attraction had been a staple at the park since it opened on May 1, 1989. But what was the reason for the closure? Low crowds? Escalating budget to secure film rights? Time for a refreshing change? Or was it something far more sinister? We can report with almost complete certainty that the reason for the closure was due to frequent hijackings. The… Continue reading this fake story…