Skyliner Will NOT Have Microwave

Disney's Skyliner Will NOT Have A Microwave On Board

Guests Will Have to Heat Hot Pockets Elsewhere

Disney announced last week that new Skyliners will NOT have microwaves aboard. Many guests were shocked to discover this after they naturally assumed a microwave would be present.

“No microwave on Disney’s #Skyliner?! Uh, WOT?!? What am I supposed to eat from Point … Continue reading this fake story…

Rickshaw Service to Connect Epcot to Hollywood Studios

Typhoid Lagoon spies have recently uncovered permits filed by Reedy Creek Improvement District to start a new transportation service between the parks. The files indicate that rickshaws are being strongly considered to shuttle guests from park to park.

Rickshaws (alternatively known as “ricksha” and “rikisha” in other parts of the world) are human-powered carts that have a maximum capacity of two people – … Continue reading this fake story…