Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”
Man In For A World Of Hurt: A man who slipped and hit his head in 1989 has finally awaken from his coma. His first words to his wife: “Take me toRead More…
Tag: Future World
The Flat Spaceship Earth Society Gains Traction
Group Vows to Defy Logic and Common Sense A very small yet vocal group of slow thinkers have recently been gaining mainstream traction. They call tRead More…
Living With The Land Experiences COLOSSAL 15-Minute Wait!
In a sign that the busy summer season at Walt Disney World is in full swing, our network of spies have informed us that the Living with the Land attrRead More…
Coming Soon: All Parade Floats To Be Set Ablaze
Late last week theme park guests visiting Magic Kingdom Park looked on in horror as the parade float depicting the beloved Maleficent dragon from SlRead More…
Universe of Energy Being Replaced with Chris Pratt’s House
Epcot’s Universe of Energy attraction is about to get a makeover. Rumors have been running rampant that a Guardians of the Galaxy theme is on itRead More…