Top 10 Expert Tips and Secrets from Disney Veterans

Getting around Disney World can be tough for newbies. Never fear, because Typhoid Lagoon is here. Just follow our top 10 tips and secrets from Typhoid Lagoon’s expert panel of Walt Disney World veterans. Our exclusive panel of six (headed by Vice President of Typhoid Lagoon’s Vacation Experts, Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III) have been to Disney World a total of five times between them, so they definitely know what they’re talking about. Check it out.   10) Walt Disney World is named after a real person. Walt Disney World isn’t just a clever brand name like Google, Apple, and PornHub.… Continue reading this fake story…

Family Planning Breakfast at Starring Rolls

A family has announced plans that tomorrow they will opt for a quick breakfast at Starring Rolls Café at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. This move comes as a shock to industry insiders who all reported earlier in the week that the family was a lock for the Hollywood & Vine breakfast buffet. Speaking to reporters outside his Port Orleans Riverside hotel room, Timothy Jackson, husband and father of two said that the decision was not an easy to one to make. “It was a difficult decision,” Jackson whispered to reporters, so that he did not wake his daughters. “My kids want… Continue reading this fake story…