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Disney Raises Bid for Fox to $65,000,000,100

June 21, 2018June 20, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Disney Raises Bid for Fox to $65,000,000,100

Deal Would Include FastPass+ For Life For Flight of Passage Ride Disney raised their original bid to purchase Fox yesterday. They countered ComcastRead More…

New Attraction Announced for Animal Kingdom’s Pandora

October 2, 2016October 1, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on New Attraction Announced for Animal Kingdom’s Pandora

The Walt Disney Company announced a new addition for Animal Kingdom’s Pandora – The World of Avatar. The James Cameron Experience and will open alRead More…

Disney to Offer Free Quarantine Zones

September 1, 2016September 1, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Disney to Offer Free Quarantine Zones

With the threat of the deadly Zika virus inching closer to the Orlando, Walt Disney World Resort will begin offering access to free “total isolatiRead More…

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