Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters LOVES Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters Mysteriously Loves Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Mother of Four “Not Scared of That Ride” –

It was a warm Saturday evening at the Magic Kingdom when we ran into Dana Hinckley sitting on a bench in Tomorrowland. Hinckley is a mother of four kids. The rest of her family was in line for Space Mountain with their … Continue reading this fake story…

Man Doesn’t Think They’ll Get On This Round of Tea Cups

Man Doubts He'll Get On Mad Tea Party This Round

Father of One Seen Counting Guests Ahead of Him

A park guest was recently spotted counting the guests in front of him in the queue for the Mad Tea Party ride at Disney’s Magic Kingdom. He appeared to be trying to figure out whether there would be enough tea cups for him and … Continue reading this fake story…

Survey Finds Guests Love Parking Garages

article-parking-garagesThe results of a recent survey have confirmed what many of us have already speculated: guests love parking garages.

Disney confirmed the survey results yesterday after an eight-month-long study asking guests to identify which part of visiting the Walt Disney World Resort was their favorite. The survey found that guests overwhelmingly chose “parking garages” over any other option.

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Disney Interested in Purchasing Ashley Madison

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The Walt Disney Company may be interested in purchasing a very popular (and legitimate, Lisa) website in the near future. AshleyMadison.com, an online dating site that is marketed toward people who are in married or committed relationships, has been actively shopping for buyers since their site was hacked in July 2015. They may have found a buyer in the Walt Disney Company.

Yesterday, Twitter … Continue reading this fake story…

New SWAT Team Attraction in the Works

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Rumors about an exciting new attraction at Disney World have been circulating online in the previous days. The new ride is set to simulate the experience of being on a real life SWAT Team. Our sources tell us that this attraction will debut in Fantasyland at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom.

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