See Ant-Man and the Wasp On Smallest Screen Possible

Film’s Producers Issues Rare Viewing Suggestion – The days of “bigger is better” may be coming to an end. Marvel Studios issued a suggestion to those wishing to view the new Ant-Man and the Wasp movie: “Watch it on the smallest screen possible.” Movie theaters around the world are scrambling to make the guests’ movie-watching experience unique and memorable. Historically this meant IMAX-sized screens and state-of-the-art Dolby Atmos digital sound systems. The producers of Ant-Man and the Wasp think this trend is slipping. They’re banking on people using their personal devices to view films in the future. “Obviously, there’s still… Continue reading this fake story…

Cars 3 Storyline Released

A teaser trailer for Disney/Pixar’s Cars 3 was released last week and it showed Lightning McQueen crashing in slow motion on the race track. In an unusual move, fans of the franchise quickly jumped to conclusions online rather than waiting for the movie to come out to get the full story. Fans are stating that this trailer is “too dark” for audiences, citing how cars never crash in NASCAR or in real life. “Yes, I will absolutely judge a movie based on 30 seconds out of a 90 minute movie,” wrote one jaded online “journalist” Aiden Montrose. “Getting the whole… Continue reading this fake story…

PizzeRizzo Granted Special License From Health Inspector

Hollywood Studios’ new quick service pizza restaurant PizzeRizzo is set to open later this week in place of the old Pizza Planet. Our sources have indicated to us that the health inspector granted the restaurant a special license to allow rats to do most of the food preparation for the guests. PizzeRizzo is named after the famous Muppet rat Rizzo, and will feature many of his signature pizzas that he learned to prepare while studying under Chef Bobby Flay in New York City. Ordinarily, rats are generally discouraged from being anywhere around any food source that will eventually be consumed… Continue reading this fake story…

PhotoPass to Add Romance Package

Starting just in time for Valentine’s Day 2017, The Walt Disney Company announced today that they will soon be adding an optional “Romance” package to their popular PhotoPass feature. “Currently, Walt Disney World Cast Members are strategically stationed throughout the parks to take your photo in front of a landmark,” Melissa West, Vice President of Disney’s PhotoPass Expansion Initiative said. “When looking for ways to expand this feature, we came up with the idea to invite our trained professional photographers into your hotel room to capture your unforgettable vacation memories.” For $99.99 an hour, you can hire a PhotoPass photographer… Continue reading this fake story…

Pixar and Dreamworks Swap Animators at Trade Deadline

Pixar Animation Studios has announced a trade with Dreamworks SKG Pictures ahead of the September 11th Trade Deadline. In the trade, Dreamworks will give up Modeler Jason Baldwin, Surfacer Fernanda S. Abarca, and Matte Painter Justin Brandstater. In exchange, Pixar will send Animator Erick Oh, Layout Artist Andrew Cadelago, and an intern to be named later to Dreamworks. Every year, as the success of animated features ebbs and flows, the major animation studios trade animators and other crew members between organizations. In 1989, the Association of Skilled Animators (ASA) which overseas and verifies the trades, instituted a trade deadline of… Continue reading this fake story…