See Ant-Man and the Wasp On Smallest Screen Possible

View Ant-Man and the Wasp on SMALLEST SCREEN POSSIBLE

Film’s Producers Issues Rare Viewing Suggestion –

The days of “bigger is better” may be coming to an end. Marvel Studios issued a suggestion to those wishing to view the new Ant-Man and the Wasp movie: “Watch it on the smallest screen possible.”

Movie theaters around the world are scrambling to make the guests’ … Continue reading this fake story…

Cars 3 Storyline Released

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A teaser trailer for Disney/Pixar’s Cars 3 was released last week and it showed Lightning McQueen crashing in slow motion on the race track. In an unusual move, fans of the franchise quickly jumped to conclusions online rather than waiting for the movie to come out to get the full story. Fans are stating that this trailer is “too dark” for audiences, citing how cars never … Continue reading this fake story…

PizzeRizzo Granted Special License From Health Inspector

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Hollywood Studios’ new quick service pizza restaurant PizzeRizzo is set to open later this week in place of the old Pizza Planet. Our sources have indicated to us that the health inspector granted the restaurant a special license to allow rats to do most of the food preparation for the guests.

PizzeRizzo is named after the famous Muppet rat Rizzo, and will feature many of his … Continue reading this fake story…

PhotoPass to Add Romance Package

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Starting just in time for Valentine’s Day 2017, The Walt Disney Company announced today that they will soon be adding an optional “Romance” package to their popular PhotoPass feature.

“Currently, Walt Disney World Cast Members are strategically stationed throughout the parks to take your photo in front of a landmark,” Melissa West, Vice President of Disney’s PhotoPass Expansion Initiative said. “When looking for ways … Continue reading this fake story…

Pixar and Dreamworks Swap Animators at Trade Deadline

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Pixar Animation Studios has announced a trade with Dreamworks SKG Pictures ahead of the September 11th Trade Deadline. In the trade, Dreamworks will give up Modeler Jason Baldwin, Surfacer Fernanda S. Abarca, and Matte Painter Justin Brandstater. In exchange, Pixar will send Animator Erick Oh, Layout Artist Andrew Cadelago, and an intern to be named later to Dreamworks.

Every year, as the success of … Continue reading this fake story…