Unlock Your Resort Room With Dole Whip

Guests Can Unlock Their Resort Room With A Dole Whip

Disney Set To Dole Whip Your Ass:

This week Disney announced that all Walt Disney World Resort guests will be able to unlock their room with a Dole Whip by the end of this year. Previously guests could use their MagicBand or something called a “key” to gain access to … Continue reading this fake story…

Coming Soon: All Parade Floats To Be Set Ablaze

Late last week theme park guests visiting Magic Kingdom Park looked on in horror as the parade float depicting the beloved Maleficent dragon from Sleeping Beauty caught fire during the Festival of Fantasy parade. Luckily, no one was injured and the blaze was quickly extinguished.

Or was it?

Out of the ashes of the damaged parade float came … Continue reading this fake story…

BREAKING NEWS: Father’s Outburst Witnessed by Dozens

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Last Saturday at the Magic Kingdom, a father exclaimed he has “had it up to here” with his kids.

The disturbance was witnessed by a handful of people who were innocently passing by when the father’s outburst occurred.

“I was on my way to inquire about when the 3:00 parade started and I saw this father of two who looked very upset,” park patron … Continue reading this fake story…