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Bootleg Plastic Disney Straws Selling Illegally Off Property

Bootleg Plastic Straws Becoming A Problem

July 30, 2018July 30, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Bootleg Plastic Straws Becoming A Problem

Discount Plastic Straws Being Sold Off-Property:This week Disney announced they will eliminate the use of single-use plastic straws from their parks Read More…

Survey Finds Guests Love Parking Garages

October 18, 2016October 17, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Survey Finds Guests Love Parking Garages

The results of a recent survey have confirmed what many of us have already speculated: guests love parking garages. Disney confirmed the survey resRead More…

Breaking News: First Look at Hurricane Matthew Damage

October 8, 2016October 7, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Breaking News: First Look at Hurricane Matthew Damage

As the theme parks at Walt Disney World Resort re-open today, Typhoid Lagoon reporters were granted full media access around the property to see wRead More…

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