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Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

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Elegant Restaurant Wants To Cater To Millennials with Dubstep Music: The Yachtsman Steakhouse will soon be adding a Dubstep DJ in an effort to entice younger people to eat at their restaurant. Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music. It’s best listened to while tripping balls or eating a $50 steak. Yachtsman Steakhouse is an upscale, fine-dining restaurant at the Yacht Club Resort in Walt Disney World. The New England-themed cuisine is a favorite among guests who want an excellent steak dinner. However, recent times have shown a sharp decline in the millennial-aged guest. To combat this, Disney has… Continue reading this fake story…

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ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Restaurant Alphabetically

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Quick Service Restaurant Gets Honors At Top of Alphabet The prestigious honors were bestowed upon the ABC Commissary for appearing at the top of several lists which rank restaurants based on the alphabet. As Hollywood Studios’ premiere quick service dining location, the new recognition for ABC Commissary can only do good things for a park that had seen a decline in attendance over the years. “This is the shot in the arm we needed,” said Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, Vice President of WDW Dining. “Getting ranked number one alphabetically will do wonders for restoring our park’s street cred until Galaxy’s… Continue reading this fake story…

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Family Late to Dinner in World Showcase Because of Bridge

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A family vacationing in Walt Disney World this week was late to their dining reservations at Germany’s Biergarten restaurant in Epcot’s World Showcase. The bridge that separates China and Germany was closed to pedestrian traffic to allow for IllumiNations fireworks floats to get into position for a performance later that evening. “Our timing issues had been compounding all day and the bridge being closed was what was finally sealed the deal [on us being late],” said Jason Griggs, husband and father of two girls. “I knew we were in trouble when we arrived at Epcot and couldn’t find an open… Continue reading this fake story…

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Disney to Debut Magic Your Way Cheat Meals

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Disney officials are set to unveil a new approach to dining throughout the Walt Disney World Resort. It’s called “Magic Your Way Cheat Meal” and it is designed for those who are trying to eat healthy, but still want the occasional opportunity to “cheat” on their diet without consequence. A “cheat meal” is a way people reward themselves for eating healthy all week. Typically, the indulgence is something unhealthy like a pizza, a cheeseburger, a hot-fudge sundae, or a Hot Pocket. In moderation, these foods have a place among a balanced diet. But for guests visiting Walt Disney World, it… Continue reading this fake story…

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Fan Site Dares to Rate Restaurants on Scale of 7

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A local Disney World fan site uses a seven-point scale to rate restaurants. It’s a bold and daring move that has revolutionized how restaurants are rated and has put other Disney rating sites on notice. This radical idea was generated by Thomas Corkless, curator for a Walt Disney World fan site. “We needed a way to show the readers of our site which restaurants we felt people should be eating at,” Corkless tells us. “We couldn’t do a four-star scale because the movies have that trademarked. A five-star scale was also ruled out because our legal team discovered that Amazon… Continue reading this fake story…