Man Regrets Starting Day with Buffet

Our sources indicate that a guest visiting the Walt Disney World Resort is now regretting his choice in breakfast this morning: a buffet at Chef Mickey’s. Chef Mickey’s is a character breakfast buffet located inside the main concourse of the Contemporary Resort. It consists of a variety of dishes including eggs, pancakes, waffles, sausages, cereals, pastries, and for the truly insane – fruit. It’s an all-you-care-to-enjoy feast that satisfies all who partake. “I don’t know what I was thinking,” said Chef Mickey’s patron Barry Salazar. “The food all looked so delicious that I wanted to try it all. But now,… Continue reading this fake story…

Parents’ Evening Ruined by Interruptions from Kids

It was meant to be a romantic evening for Holly and Mark Santos: a candlelight dinner at California Grill, a fireworks display at the top of the Contemporary Resort, a walk on the path to the Magic Kingdom, the kids tucked safely inside the hotel room resting up for another big day at the theme parks. This perfect night turned to disaster when the Santos kids unmercifully disrupted Holly and Mark’s chance for a good time. “Holly and I planned a romantic evening away from the kids,” Mark Santos told us. “We were staying at the Contemporary Resort, so we… Continue reading this fake story…