New Cabana Locations Announced

Earlier this week, private cabanas started popping up around Walt Disney World Resort. These cabanas rent for $649 a day and can accommodate up to eight guests. Response from the ultra-elite has been so positive for this amenity that Disney is frantically adding more cabanas across the property. The first cabanas started popping up poolside at Disney’s Contemporary Resort and Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort and Spa. With the great response, Disney tested one in-park location just outside of Space Mountain in Tomorrowland. Typhoid Lagoon is delighted to report that the cabanas are sold out for the next six weeks as… Continue reading this fake story…

Big Thunder Mountain’s Closure Ruins Family’s Vacation

The scheduled refurbishment of Magic Kingdom’s Big Thunder Mountain roller coaster has ruined one family’s vacation. “I can’t believe I’ve invested all of this money into this vacation and then they close the damn ride!” Anthony Anderson, father of two said about the closure. “Why couldn’t they just wait until after we visit?” The trouble began when Anderson started planning his bi-annual vacation a month ago. Although he admits to not checking Disney’s refurbishment schedule, he claims Disney should have given him a courtesy call the moment his hotel reservation were confirmed. “A phone call would have been nice,” Anderson… Continue reading this fake story…