Top 10 Places to Break Up at Walt Disney World

You think a trip to Disney World is going to save your relationship but you are dead wrong. If anything, this vacation of yours has intensified your hate for one another. With this in mind, we present to you the top 10 places to break up throughout Walt Disney World, courtesy of Typhoid Lagoon’s Senior Relationship Expert, Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III. 10 – Space Mountain As you are screaming and hollering throughout the rapid descents and twisting turns, proclaim to your (former) lover that it’s over. It will be dark so they won’t be able to find your face to… Continue reading this fake story…

New Attraction Announced for Animal Kingdom’s Pandora

The Walt Disney Company announced a new addition for Animal Kingdom’s Pandora – The World of Avatar. The James Cameron Experience and will open alongside the previously announced attractions of Avatar: Flight of Passage and Na’vi River Journey when the area opens sometime in 2017. Details are still coming in but what our sources have told us is that The James Cameron Experience will be an indoor attraction that will show the entire Director’s Cut of the original Avatar film, with an hour-long Q&A with the film’s Director, James Cameron to follow each viewing. “Disney is extremely excited about The… Continue reading this fake story…