Rafiki’s Planet Watch To Reopen As Rafiki’s Apple Watch

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Disney’s Animal Kingdom announced the closure of Rafiki’s Planet Watch this week. The attraction had taught guests about conservation and animal well-being. It also taught them how to waste an hour of their lives.

When news of the closure spread, fans of the attraction (Todd and Lisa Bing) were devastated. … Continue reading this fake story…

Top 10 Expert Tips and Secrets from Disney Veterans

Getting around Disney World can be tough for newbies. Never fear, because Typhoid Lagoon is here. Just follow our top 10 tips and secrets from Typhoid Lagoon’s expert panel of Walt Disney World veterans. Our exclusive panel of six (headed by Vice President of Typhoid Lagoon’s Vacation Experts, Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III) have been to Disney World a total of five … Continue reading this fake story…

Epcot Adding E-Ticket to China Pavilion

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Walt Disney Imagineering announced today that a new E-Ticket attraction will be heading to Epcot’s China pavilion in fall 2018. The attraction will be sponsored by Apple and will simulate working conditions at the Foxconn manufacturing facility in Taiwan.

“We are very pleased to announce the addition of a new thrill ride in our China pavilion,” a press release reads. “Guests will soon be … Continue reading this fake story…