Disney to Debut Magic Your Way Cheat Meals

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Disney officials are set to unveil a new approach to dining throughout the Walt Disney World Resort. It’s called “Magic Your Way Cheat Meal” and it is designed for those who are trying to eat healthy, but still want the occasional opportunity to “cheat” on their diet without consequence.

A “cheat meal” is a way people reward themselves for eating healthy all week. Typically, the indulgence is something … Continue reading this fake story…

Donald Trump Animatronic Too Large For Structure

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With the outcome of the 2016 Presidential Campaign behind us, Disney Imagineers are now focused on creating the Donald Trump Audio Animatronic to add to the Hall of Presidents attraction. Sources are informing us that it appears as though they have already run into trouble.

“Well, in order to get the Donald Trump Animatronic as authentic as possible, I think we’re going to have to gut the whole … Continue reading this fake story…

Candidates Battle for Disney World’s Electoral Votes

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The 2016 Presidential Candidates are making their final desperate stops at Walt Disney World today in an attempt to sway any undecided voters. Presidential nominees Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Gary Johnson, and Jill Stein will be campaigning throughout the resort.

Secretary Hillary Clinton will be campaigning outside the Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster and Tower of Terror area of Disney’s Hollywood Studios between 2pm and 4pm.

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Day Ruined Because Mom Forgot Daylight Savings Time

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A mother of three visiting the Walt Disney World Resort is in hot water with her family because she forgot Daylight Savings Time ended today. Doris Henley is in charge of making sure everyone in her family gets up in the mornings so they can make their breakfast reservations on time.

“I feel so embarrassed,” Henley told us, still visibly shaken. “My family counts on me to keep … Continue reading this fake story…

Man Regrets Starting Day with Buffet

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Our sources indicate that a guest visiting the Walt Disney World Resort is now regretting his choice in breakfast this morning: a buffet at Chef Mickey’s.

Chef Mickey’s is a character breakfast buffet located inside the main concourse of the Contemporary Resort. It consists of a variety of dishes including eggs, pancakes, waffles, sausages, cereals, pastries, and for the truly insane – fruit. It’s an all-you-care-to-enjoy feast that … Continue reading this fake story…