Epcot’s Dreamfinder Accused of Sexual Harassment

Longtime Journey Into Imagination Cast Member Dreamfinder is in heaps of legal trouble after allegations of sexual harassment have surfaced. Many women have come forward alleging that they’ve fallen victim to Dreamfinder’s advances. The alleged harassment occurred sometime between 1999 and 2004. Journey Into Imagination was a ride at Walt Disney World’s Epcot Center from 1983 – 1998. In it, Dreamfinder (real name Joseph Dramefynd) played host to the attraction where he and his pal Figment educated park guests about their imagination and its limitless possibilities. However, the ride hit tough times in the late 1990’s. Pressured by younger guests… Continue reading this fake story…

Disney Testing MagicBands for Restrooms

With the recent success of Disney’s new MagicBand technology, Disney Imagineers have been looking for ways to “plus it.” They may have found the solution in a common place: the restrooms. “We’re already tracking everything the guest does: what attractions they visit, what stores they shop at, where they eat,” Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, President of Disney’s Research and Development writes. “It was only natural that we extend our technology into our restrooms.” Disney’s MagicBand technology debuted in 2013. It is a RFID-enabled wrist band guests wear that tracks their movements throughout the park, it tracks their purchases, and it… Continue reading this fake story…