Joe Rohde Earring Watch: UPDATE

We’ve been keeping a close eye on Imagineer Joe Rohde’s earring over the years and have some exciting news to report. It appears as though his earring has now sagged down to the point just above his name tag. Joe Rohde is Executive Designer and Vice President of Walt Disney Imagineering’s Creative division. Rohde has been with Walt Disney Imagineering since 1980 and has been the creative force behind such projects as Expedition Everest at Disney’s Animal Kingdom and Disney’s first Vacation Club property in O’ahu, Hawaii. His trademark earring is a representation of decades-worth of travel across the planet. With… Continue reading this fake story…

Disney to Offer Free Quarantine Zones

With the threat of the deadly Zika virus inching closer to the Orlando, Walt Disney World Resort will begin offering access to free “total isolation tents” for guests who are concerned the virus may disrupt their vacations. “We are very excited to announce our new patent-pending ‘Quarantine Zones’ to each of our four theme parks,” Janet Tousley, Vice President of Walt Disney World Health and Social Services tells us. “Our guests will now have the choice to literally isolate themselves from other guests, should the thought of the possibility that there may be a chance of being exposed to an insect-carrying… Continue reading this fake story…

New SWAT Team Attraction in the Works

Rumors about an exciting new attraction at Disney World have been circulating online in the previous days. The new ride is set to simulate the experience of being on a real life SWAT Team. Our sources tell us that this attraction will debut in Fantasyland at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. “We are very excited about this project,” said one of our main sources who has direct knowledge of the project. He (OR SHE!!!1) spoke to us on the condition of anonymity. “The general public has always wondered what it will be like to be on their local SWAT team and… Continue reading this fake story…

Fan Site Dares to Rate Restaurants on Scale of 7

A local Disney World fan site uses a seven-point scale to rate restaurants. It’s a bold and daring move that has revolutionized how restaurants are rated and has put other Disney rating sites on notice. This radical idea was generated by Thomas Corkless, curator for a Walt Disney World fan site. “We needed a way to show the readers of our site which restaurants we felt people should be eating at,” Corkless tells us. “We couldn’t do a four-star scale because the movies have that trademarked. A five-star scale was also ruled out because our legal team discovered that Amazon… Continue reading this fake story…

Disney to LOWER Ticket Prices

In an unusual move, The Walt Disney Company announced last Thursday that they plan to decrease the cost of a single-day ticket to the Magic Kingdom in Florida’s Walt Disney World. Currently, the price of admission to Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom for a single day during their “Peak” season can be up to $124. Realizing that they may have put their ticket prices out of reach for most of the middle class, Disney executives made the decision to lower the price. “We looked at our demographics and it shocked us all to see that it wasn’t just billionaires who… Continue reading this fake story…