Cars 3 Storyline Released

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A teaser trailer for Disney/Pixar’s Cars 3 was released last week and it showed Lightning McQueen crashing in slow motion on the race track. In an unusual move, fans of the franchise quickly jumped to conclusions online rather than waiting for the movie to come out to get the full story. Fans are stating that this trailer is “too dark” for audiences, citing how cars never crash in … Continue reading this fake story…

New Cabana Locations Announced

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Earlier this week, private cabanas started popping up around Walt Disney World Resort. These cabanas rent for $649 a day and can accommodate up to eight guests. Response from the ultra-elite has been so positive for this amenity that Disney is frantically adding more cabanas across the property.

The first cabanas started popping up poolside at Disney’s Contemporary Resort and Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort and Spa. With the … Continue reading this fake story…

Man Orders Salad at Whispering Canyon Café

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Reports are starting to surface that last night, a man ordered “just a salad” at Whispering Canyon Café. As of this moment, we cannot confirm if this was a mistake or done intentionally.

Whispering Canyon Café is a restaurant located inside Disney’s Wilderness Lodge Resort that serves American fare with a focus on barbecued meats. They are known for their all-you-care-to-enjoy Canyon Skillet, which features a variety of … Continue reading this fake story…

PizzeRizzo Granted Special License From Health Inspector

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Hollywood Studios’ new quick service pizza restaurant PizzeRizzo is set to open later this week in place of the old Pizza Planet. Our sources have indicated to us that the health inspector granted the restaurant a special license to allow rats to do most of the food preparation for the guests.

PizzeRizzo is named after the famous Muppet rat Rizzo, and will feature many of his signature pizzas … Continue reading this fake story…

Disney to Debut Magic Your Way Cheat Meals

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Disney officials are set to unveil a new approach to dining throughout the Walt Disney World Resort. It’s called “Magic Your Way Cheat Meal” and it is designed for those who are trying to eat healthy, but still want the occasional opportunity to “cheat” on their diet without consequence.

A “cheat meal” is a way people reward themselves for eating healthy all week. Typically, the indulgence is something … Continue reading this fake story…